Hello my fellow depraved, morally questionable (or not), individuals! The name is Noelle, or some might better know me as Bitchin' Kitchen Witch. For those who don't know me, I am a 35 year old, sassy, foul mouth, Navy veteran, line cook hailing all the way from good ol' Washington. State that is, really I shouldn't have to specify that but whatever. I'm originally from what some call the armpit of the United States; New Jersey. But it's where I grew up so take that as you may. Side note: it may also be why I am the way I am, who knows.
I've only been in the industry for a short while, but lemme tell y'all this is my jam and the best part is it only took me 33 years to find it. Woooo! Progress! Did I mention I am also extremely sarcastic? Well if you didn't catch on then... I'll just leave it at that.
When I was asked, many moons ago, to write on Bai's blog I accepted without hesitation and was honored by the fact. You see, I've always looked up to her. She was one of the reasons I jumped into the nutty pirate ship world of the culinary industry and have never looked back. I also figured there might be other like minded people that would appreciate my sense of humor, sarcasm and cynicism rolled up into what I feel I do best. Cooking. So here I am rambling away, stuck in the kitchen as some form of perpetually exhausted pigeon for your enjoyment.
Enjoy and remember; Stay whole and let them choke.
PS Here's what I actually look like 90% of the time and you are so very welcome:
-Bitchin' Kitchen Witch